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import { Button } from "@/components/ui/button";
import Section from "@/components/ui/section";
import Link from "next/link";
import { useTranslation } from "react-i18next";
export default function Page() {
const { t } = useTranslation("common");
return (
<div className="flex flex-col items-center min-h-screen gap-6 mt-8 mb-8">
<h1 className="text-3xl mb-3">Apply to The Last Tech Job</h1>
<h1 className="text-3xl mb-3">
{t("jobPage.title")}
</h1>
<Section>
<div className="font-bold text-lg override">This is it! The Last Tech Job!</div>
<div>
Here at Evil Inc. we are committed to preserving the jobs of the future, and that&apos;s
why we are offering one final opportunity for the next generation of experienced
graduates to kick-start their nearly non-existent career in technology.
Your responsibilities may include:
<ul className="list-disc list-inside">
<li>Development of advanced military AI-enhanced automonmous drones, including facial
recognition systems, instant drone-to-drone communication and state-of-the-art vision
and audio processing.</li>
<li>Handling large databases of personal information (adults & children).</li>
<li>Deployment across 57 different countries, of which 40 are classified as low
economically developed. We are helping the people of these countries to become safer
and more secure.</li>
<li>Work with a team of 4-6 AI agents who have no ulterior motive whatsoever.</li>
</ul>
<div className="font-bold text-lg override">
{t("jobPage.hero")}
</div>
<div>
Our job offers a competitive salary of <span className="font-bold">£20,000 per year</span>, with opportunities for growth
and personal development. You will also have the chance to win health insurance for
1 month, or a ticket to watch our CEO drive at the next Formula 1 Grand Prix.
{t("jobPage.description")}
<ul className="list-disc list-inside">
<li>{t("jobPage.responsibilities.drone")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.responsibilities.database")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.responsibilities.deployment")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.responsibilities.team")}</li>
</ul>
</div>
<div>
{t("jobPage.salary")}
</div>
<ul className="list-disc list-inside">
Job requirements:
<li>At least 30 years of experience.</li>
<li>Must have graduated within the previous 12 months.</li>
<li>Experience in Assembly, Fortran, OcamL and Brainfuck is necessary.</li>
<li>Must have fluency in Swahili.</li>
<li>Right to work in Cambodia, as we cannot provide you with sponsorship.</li>
<li>Must hold valid HGV driving license.</li>
<li>DBS check needed as role may require working around children.</li>
{t("jobPage.requirements.title")}
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.exp")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.graduate")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.languages")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.swahili")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.cambodia")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.hgv")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.requirements.dbs")}</li>
</ul>
<ul className="list-disc list-inside">
Desirables:
<li>Clean social media history</li>
<li>Know the rules of Warhammer 40k</li>
<li>Weak moral compass</li>
{t("jobPage.desirables.title")}
<li>{t("jobPage.desirables.social")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.desirables.warhammer")}</li>
<li>{t("jobPage.desirables.morals")}</li>
</ul>
<Button className="bg-blue-500 text-white px-4 py-2 rounded mt-4" asChild>
<Link href="/careers/apply/">Apply now!</Link>
<Link href="/careers/apply/">
{t("jobPage.apply")}
</Link>
</Button>
</Section>
</div>
);
};
}