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+"use client";
+
+import { Button } from "@/components/ui/button";
+import Section from "@/components/ui/section";
+import Link from "next/link";
+
+export default function Page() {
+  return (
+    <div className="flex flex-col items-center min-h-screen gap-6 mt-8 mb-8">
+      <h1 className="text-3xl mb-3">Apply to The Last Tech Job</h1>
+
+      <Section>
+
+        <div className="font-bold text-lg override">This is it! The Last Tech Job!</div>
+
+        <div>
+        Here at Evil Inc. we are committed to preserving the jobs of the future, and that&apos;s 
+        why we are offering one final opportunity for the next generation of experienced 
+        graduates to kick-start their nearly non-existent career in technology.
+        Your responsibilities may include:
+        <ul className="list-disc list-inside">
+        <li>Development of advanced military AI-enhanced automonmous drones, including facial 
+          recognition systems, instant drone-to-drone communication and state-of-the-art vision 
+          and audio processing.</li>
+        <li>Handling large databases of personal information (adults & children).</li>
+        <li>Deployment across 57 different countries, of which 40 are classified as low 
+          economically developed. We are helping the people of these countries to become safer 
+          and more secure.</li>
+        <li>Work with a team of 4-6 AI agents who have no ulterior motive whatsoever.</li>
+        </ul>
+        </div>
+
+        <div>
+        Our job offers a competitive salary of <span className="font-bold">£20,000 per year</span>, with opportunities for growth 
+        and personal development. You will also have the chance to win health insurance for 
+        1 month, or a ticket to watch our CEO drive at the next Formula 1 Grand Prix.
+        </div>
+
+        <ul className="list-disc list-inside">
+        Job requirements:
+        <li>At least 30 years of experience.</li>
+        <li>Must have graduated within the previous 12 months.</li>
+        <li>Experience in Assembly, Fortran, OcamL and Brainfuck is necessary.</li>
+        <li>Must have fluency in Swahili.</li>
+        <li>Right to work in Cambodia, as we cannot provide you with sponsorship.</li>
+        <li>Must hold valid HGV driving license.</li>
+        <li>DBS check needed as role may require working around children.</li>
+        </ul>
+
+        <ul className="list-disc list-inside">
+        Desirables:
+        <li>Clean social media history</li>
+        <li>Know the rules of Warhammer 40k</li>
+        <li>Weak moral compass</li>
+        </ul>
+
+        <Button className="bg-blue-500 text-white px-4 py-2 rounded mt-4" asChild>
+          <Link href="/careers/apply/">Apply now!</Link>
+        </Button>
+
+      </Section>
+    </div>
+  );
+};